2-minute reads, 5-minute fixes. Tactical solutions for standup dysfunction, priority chaos, and meeting overload. No theory, no fluff, just what works.
Aug 4, 2025
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3 remote retrospective anti-patterns keep distributed teams stuck in dysfunction cycles. Here's how to recognize and fix them before they kill progress.
Aug 4, 2025
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Is your remote retrospective fixing problems or just making everyone feel heard? 5 warning signs you're running video call theater instead of driving change.
Aug 4, 2025
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Your remote retrospective action items never get implemented because they're too vague and ignore timezones. Here's how to create distributed accountability.
Aug 4, 2025
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Surface the root causes of your remote team's recurring problems with this adapted 5 Whys technique designed specifically for distributed work dysfunction.
Aug 4, 2025
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Stop asking "how was async communication?" Start asking questions that surface real remote work problems. These 6 uncomfortable questions drive improvement.
Jul 28, 2025
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1 min read
"Make it user-friendly" isn't a spec. "Improve the experience" isn't actionable. You build different mental models then act surprised when they don't match.
Jul 28, 2025
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1 min read
Don't eliminate scope changes. Handle them intelligently with clear boundaries protecting what matters while allowing flexibility where it adds value.
Jul 28, 2025
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1 min read
Copying data between spreadsheets. Manually updating reports. Sending the same emails weekly. You're a human API with terrible error handling.
Jul 28, 2025
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1 min read
You're measuring your way to irrelevance. Spending more time tracking metrics than improving what gets measured.
Jul 28, 2025
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1 min read
You've got processes for creating processes. Forms to request forms. Meetings about having better meetings. It's bureaucracy performing bureaucracy.
Jul 28, 2025
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1 min read
Stakeholders calling everything "critical" isn't strategic thinking—it's decision paralysis with corporate jargon. You need a defense system.
Jul 28, 2025
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1 min read
Every feature request becomes a ticket. Every meeting generates three more "good ideas." Your backlog is digital hoarding disguised as planning.
Jul 28, 2025
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You're burying "we're 3 weeks behind" in paragraph seven. Executives scan for one thing: should I be worried?
Jul 28, 2025
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"What did you do yesterday?" isn't project management; it's surveillance disguised as teamwork. Teams waste 15 minutes daily on status that belongs in Slack.
Jun 19, 2025
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3 min read
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