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Complete archive of Cranky PM content: agile theater fixes, project management dysfunction solutions, and product strategy frameworks.
Your Client Isn't Demanding. You Just Didn't Set Expectations

Oct 20, 2025

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10 min read

Your Client Isn't Demanding. You Just Didn't Set Expectations

Stop blaming demanding clients. You never set expectations. Your expectation management is broken, and that's why projects turn into nightmares.

The Cranky PM
The Cranky PM
Why I Keep Bringing Up Cargo Cults (And Why You Should Care)

Oct 13, 2025

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9 min read

Why I Keep Bringing Up Cargo Cults (And Why You Should Care)

Cargo cult thinking destroys software teams copying agile practices without understanding why. Learn the difference between mimicking and understanding success.

The Cranky PM
The Cranky PM
You Don't Need More Alignment Meetings. You Need Fewer Delusions.

Oct 6, 2025

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7 min read

You Don't Need More Alignment Meetings. You Need Fewer Delusions.

Your alignment problem isn't communication. It's decision avoidance. Stop scheduling alignment into oblivion and start making the hard choices.

The Cranky PM
The Cranky PM
Why Smart People Become Priority Addicts (And How to Cure Them)

Sep 29, 2025

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12 min read

Why Smart People Become Priority Addicts (And How to Cure Them)

Your smartest stakeholders are priority addicts who hoard urgent projects. Understand the psychology behind it and learn how to cure them.

The Cranky PM
The Cranky PM
You Can't "North Star" Your Way Out of Poor Execution

Sep 22, 2025

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13 min read

You Can't "North Star" Your Way Out of Poor Execution

Stop confusing direction with capability. Learn why execution management moves North Star metrics, not strategic planning.

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The Cranky PM
RACI Charts Aren't the Problem. You Are.

Sep 15, 2025

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11 min read

RACI Charts Aren't the Problem. You Are.

RACI isn't broken, you're using it wrong. Stop massive matrices and accountability avoidance. Learn effective responsibility assignment.

The Cranky PM
The Cranky PM
Priority Poker: Where Planning Meets Office Politics

Sep 8, 2025

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11 min read

Priority Poker: Where Planning Meets Office Politics

Your prioritization frameworks fail because they ignore office politics. Here's the only method honest about how product decisions really get made.

The Cranky PM
The Cranky PM
The Real Reason Product Roadmaps Get Ignored

Sep 1, 2025

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9 min read

The Real Reason Product Roadmaps Get Ignored

Your roadmap fails because it's built on fantasy. Learn why teams ignore it and explore frameworks that drive real product decisions.

The Cranky PM
The Cranky PM
How to Do a Project Health Check Without Wasting Everyone's Time

Aug 25, 2025

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12 min read

How to Do a Project Health Check Without Wasting Everyone's Time

Your project health assessment is killing productivity with status theater. Here's a 30-minute health check that identify real problems instead of wasting time.

The Cranky PM
The Cranky PM
Agile Without Scrum: Is That Even Allowed?

Aug 18, 2025

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11 min read

Agile Without Scrum: Is That Even Allowed?

Your scrum theater kills productivity while ignoring agile principles. Focus on outcomes over ceremonies to build software that actually matters.

The Cranky PM
The Cranky PM
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