What’s Inside This Disaster Documentation Kit:
Three Bingo Cards to Track Your Professional Suffering
Classic Shitshow Edition - For your garden-variety standup hell
Enterprise Clusterfuck Edition - When your dysfunction has a dedicated budget and executive sponsor
Facilitator Sabotage Edition - Nuclear-grade phrases to break people out of their process trance
Agile Theatre Drinking Game Rules (Warning: May Cause Alcoholism)
“Meeting About a Meeting” Death Spiral Tracker
How Dead Inside Are You? A Brutally Honest Self-Assessment
What Your Ceremony Addiction Actually Costs (Spoiler: Your Soul)
Bonus: Agile Theatre Madlibs
The Uncomfortable Truth
