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Products That Don't Suck
The Problem with Product Management Tools
Most PM tools and frameworks are designed by consultants who haven't shipped actual products in years. They're full of theoretical bullshit that sounds smart in presentations but falls apart when you try to use them on Tuesday afternoon with a pissed-off stakeholder breathing down your neck.
These products are different. They're built by someone who's tired of process theater and actually wants to help you build things people give a shit about.
Digital Products
The Cranky PM Opinionated MVP Framework
$19
Stop building for everyone and start building for someone who actually matters.
Your MVP sucks because you're trying not to offend anyone. This framework helps you build polarizing products that some people love instead of bland products that everyone tolerates.
What you get: 24 pages of worksheets and frameworks to help you prioritize features based on strong opinions, identify who your product should piss off, and validate for passionate reactions instead of polite approval.
For: Developers, PMs, and UX designers tired of building generic "solutions" that excite no one.
Coming Soon
The Bullshit Detector Toolkit
Process theater identification guides, meeting audit frameworks, and stakeholder management reality checks. For teams drowning in ceremony but starving for progress.
Vendor Pitch Translation Dictionary
What they say vs. what they mean. Decode sales presentations, feature demos, and "revolutionary" platform pitches before you waste budget on another tool that doesn't solve your actual problems.
The PM Fundamentals Audit
A brutal assessment of whether you're actually adding value or just moving tickets around. Includes frameworks for measuring real impact vs. activity metrics that make you look busy.
Why These Aren't Free
Because free frameworks are worth what you pay for them. People don't implement stuff they got for nothing.
These cost money because they save you time, help you make better decisions, and give you permission to call bullshit on broken processes. If spending $19 to avoid building another generic product feels like too much, keep reading free blog posts and wondering why your MVPs get lukewarm reactions.
No Bullshit Guarantee
If you buy something and it's just repackaged common sense wrapped in fancy diagrams, I'll refund your money. I'm not trying to get rich selling you frameworks - I'm trying to help you build products that don't suck.
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